I'm ji. This is a picture of me and Mick Jagger.
You may recognize him. He is in a band called the Rolling Stones.

This page is designed for efficiency, not badassness.

OH DEAR CHRIST,
THIS IS SO FUCKING NEW

The ji.com Blog On Terror!


My random prime generator!


ALL-NEW ALL-QUACKTASTIC!
IT'S ............. THE HELP SECTIONand stuff!!!
Help me

Also new (but not as quacktastic)
Don't get too excited now
The gallery of "that guy"

TEH l33t OWNED GALLERY!!! l33t h@x0R$ 0NYL, n() F@GS! OMG H@H@ s0 phUNNY!

Up to the hour ji.com stock quote

Also new (really not quacktastic at all frankly) ... lists

Things that give me heartburn

Quotes

Why Lee Gordon is a punk bitch

People I hate




And the rest...

Mr.Rogers (water pipe?)

Pics of the gentlemen

Shit computer drew

Flash #1 -- Conversation 1

The Dr. James Ivory Personality Test (know thyself)

Mi moto (it's not dangerous)

The link page that slaps you and makes you come back for more




Computer related shtuff:

The Colorful Calendar v1.0

All new - my improved version of the unix utils pwd and cp: WOWutils

A paper on Internet Protocol version 6

A paper on branch prediction
in computer hardware using branch history tables

Check this shit yo:
A very different kind of paper I wrote at the
end of Contemporary Issues in CS at UT



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Last updated: Chb 5, 2018