Dr. James Ivory
Dr. Ivory's research has been considered necessary reading in the fields of psychology,
psychography, biocryptography, getting high, psychocriminology, neuronatalteleplasty,
and math since his first groundbreaking publishing "Typical Linguistics of Psychocriminology"
at the age of 7.
Other concepts theorized in papers such as "Getting High in the Bathroom and Then Walking
Around and Blowing it Out Outside So Nobody Notices" and "Doing a Whippit While You're Driving
is a Real Bad Idea" have been touted in the high school community for their effectiveness and
basic truths.
Dr. Ivory has been called "The world's only specialist in microtelehypnobiostenographics,"
"the best free jazz flutist in the eastern part of southern arkansas,"
"the archenemy of Freudian Libertarianism,"
and "the best female lead since Rae Dawn Chong in Beat Street."
Dr. Ivory now resides in Austin, Tx, is unemployed, and says things like "We should get out
of bed soon" to himself regularyly.
Contact Dr. Ivory here.