Woohoo! Shirts!

"it's not peer pressure, it's just your turn" It's so true... funny AND true.
"Badass" kids stuff. Let 'em know how you really feel.
"It's not about size, it's about technique...fortunately I have both" Simply letting the world know.
"Reading is gay" shirts for the people like me. Wear it to your favorite java shop and piss off the intellectuals.
"Pedro is not qualified" shirts for people who've heard enough about him.
"I (heart) porn" shirts for the kid in you. Who doesn't love porn? Also as buttons, magnets, mugs.
"I (pants) NY" shirts for everyone. Man fuck the NYC. Also as buttons, magnets, mugs.
"Life is gay" Well it is. Shit's gay man.
"LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA"
"tax the moon and stars" shirts for the sad. Also as buttons, messenger bags, etc.
"Cool killed indie" shirts por los musicales. A BToriginal.
"No Moleste Por Favor" shirts for the ladies. Keep them fools outta yo grille.
"Moleste Por Favor" shirts for my nugs. It was inevitable, wasn't it?
This is what the backs of some shirts look like. Hey fuck you, I'm only making from $0-$1 per shirt, it's all about advertising.