WOWpwd is the innovative new pwd tool that will work
on most flavors of unix (any version on which pwd is implemented).
WOWpwd was developed by visionary computer scientist Dr. James Ivory
after misstyping 'pwd.'
A moment of brilliance ensued and this is the result.

WOWpwd is now available FREE for 15 days!
To register, email me and I'll take all this money out of your bank.

Get it here:WOWpwd.gz

Just put it somewhere in your unix box's path! Usage=WOWpwd

My God! WOWcp now available!
An unparalleled breakthrough in file-copying!
Another command-line utility (cp must be implemented)!
I can't type correctly!

WOWcp is a next generation cp with unbelievable and bizarre features!
The beta version now available here.

Wait, sorry, it's here